Thursday, October 29, 2015

Volume 2 of Autobiography is Live

It's just published, it's just exciting, it's something worth reading, it's making @muppetbundle snore  - exhausted from her starring role throughout this volume.

This volume lays the foundations of the next 11 years. Life was reasonably decent before 2004. Towards the end of 2004, everything became messy. The more I cleaned it up, the more additional mess came my way. I even vacuumed under the couch, Swiffered skirting boards and wiped out cupboards but the mess kept on coming. I bought industrial sized bleach to blast away the crap but that didn't work. So I ate chocolate while Muppet snacked on chicken and we contemplated how, in the 70's, I'd grown up with watching the only three TV channels available in the UK. Since she's a remote control hoarder, I spent many night explaining life before 9 million channels were available. She's still trying to get her head around it.

Click this link, read and then write a review. It's good weekend me:

Friday, October 9, 2015

Free Promo of My Autobiography Sat - Tues!

Word on the ebook street is that after two weeks of selling your book on KDP, you should offer it for free for a few days as a promotion. So I've been hearing loud and clear that I should do this also and if enough people say the same thing, then I'd be a numpty not to listen. The promo starts tomorrow and it only took one click to set up - it's now absolutely and categorically free. Not even 1c, 1p, 1 ruble or a red Skittle.

Here's the link and if you like it, write a review and give me every star possible:
Based on current sales, I'm debating when I'll be publishing the second volume. There are four in total and I'm already underway writing the fifth while running my business. Muppet and I are busy people, we have hectic lives to lead and we'll be hosting a board meeting to discuss when the second volume will be live. Our board meeting consists of just us. It's a close knit team.

Happy Friday and if you can't be happy, try stick a vague smile on your face and muddle through it.  If you can't do that, stay indoors and watch action movies.